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General Public Discussion / Re: Merry Xmas BAM
« Last post by astro on January 29, 2017, 12:35:58 pm »
Sorry Mad

I am out of gaming altogether. I miss the fun but have no time anymore. :(
General Public Discussion / BAMLAN 2017 April 28-May 1 in Taupo
« Last post by Mad on December 20, 2016, 05:50:49 pm »
Please see the private forum for info regarding this most epic of occasions.

Contact if you need access to the privates.
General Public Discussion / Re: Merry Xmas BAM
« Last post by Mad on December 19, 2016, 05:49:38 pm »
Merry Christmas mate - hope you have a good one.  You in for BAMLAN 2017?
General Public Discussion / Merry Xmas BAM
« Last post by astro on December 19, 2016, 09:25:39 am »
Merry Xmas BAM
 its been a busy year so I am on leave and heading home for Xmas (3 weeks leave................yahooo) ;D ;D ;D
General Public Discussion /
« Last post by Mad on February 24, 2016, 08:01:25 am »
General Public Discussion / The Division
« Last post by HessianBlitz on February 03, 2016, 08:57:30 pm »
 “The Division”
They should have called this game “Apocalyptic Survivor” as it had the hallmarks of the fore mention shithouse TV series. It certainly felt like it was planned like fucking survivor season. You be the judge –

Get magically transported to the shittiest place on earth, New York City – Check

Throw the most socially inept, dysfunctional and anti social misfit assholes in the same place – Check

Make cede place smaller than your average fucking broom closet, (NY City) – Check

For good measure throw in some thugs who’s only lives ambition is to sodamise you. - Check

The ability for your group to dress in the same cool beanies and knitted booties – Check

Give other players the incentive to royally FUCK you over with generally no consequence - Check

Get you to jump through hoops like an immunity challenge only to be FUCKED over by the above Cock’s. – Check

Other than that, fun times and a quick rundown of the beta follow’s.

It all starts off nice enough with everyone holding hands gathered around the hobo drum fire to keep warm and singing Kum ba ya whilst roasting our marshmallows.  With episode one love in our hearts for our fellow man we headed into the streets of New York to make it a better place.

Warm fuzzy hugs all round as we grouped up to save the medical team and in doing so save the cities suffering inhabitants. It all went so well, we killed the bad guys, freed the doctors and got rewarded with bright shiny stuff.

And like a survivor season very shortly boredom set and the lure of even shiner new stuff draws contestants / combatants into the “Dark Zone”. Quicker than you can say “shank you very much” human nature turns those good intentions into murder and mayhem.

It got so bad at some stages that on entering the DZ you were instantly accosted by a group of rogue agents, hell I’ll call it by what it really was fucking gang rape and for what.  Fucking nothing, except some ass.

My first experience of this mass man poundage gives a new meaning to “Exploring the Dark Zone”, my personal DZ was repeatedly violated by the player “BruceWillis” and his band of bum chums. It was like they had the survivor challenge of making fire using the wood in hole method with no lube as a high level of friction must be created so as to reach ignition point.

I will tell you now Division (Survivor) contestants and it’s the God’s fucking truth, “The immunity idol is NOT up my anus”, so stop trying to go there.

The one lesson I have learnt from all this is that there is protection in numbers in the elimination vote.

So the call goes out to all BAM clan members and friends.
Let’s take this survivor shit to the next level and go fucking ROGUE on their ass.

All in all though I enjoyed it, just as much as Bruce enjoyed my DZ.

PS Fuzzel’s loved the game and promptly disappeared down a manhole to visit his city cousins and was not seen for the rest of Beta, fucking rat.
General Public Discussion / Re: Seasons greetings and salutations to BAM
« Last post by astro on January 08, 2016, 10:20:33 am »
hey !!! how you doin , tis very quiet in here. hope you had a great holiday season.....
It was great even though I worked through mate. It's the only time i get to sort the paper war, when everyone else buggers off
We are taking 3 weeks leave around Easter and heading to Central Otago and Warbirds. Someday you might just have to come on back to the good ole south 8)
General Public Discussion / Re: Seasons greetings and salutations to BAM
« Last post by astro on January 08, 2016, 10:09:36 am »
Happy New Year Sir Doberman.  How the hell are ya?
Doing fine Mad, how about yourself, I see you managed to assimilate baldy :o ;D
General Public Discussion / Re: Seasons greetings and salutations to BAM
« Last post by astro on January 08, 2016, 10:08:19 am »
Happy slur slur blackout...........[/quote

Hello nost ;D howzit

General Public Discussion / Re: Seasons greetings and salutations to BAM
« Last post by Nostargate on January 08, 2016, 09:14:56 am »
Happy slur slur blackout...........
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