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Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« on: November 20, 2011, 04:24:15 pm »
SO YOU WANT TO JOIN BAM??

Well it isn't easy.  Some of us have been playing Battlefield together since 1942 and you have to prove that you can fit in around here. 

The best way in is to squad up with other BAM members and be a good team player.  There will be a trial period of at least a month or two where you will wear the recruit tag and spend time gaming with members.  If approved you will get admin rights to BF3 server, access to private forums, etc.

BAM IS STRICTLY R18 - CONTAINS OFFENSIVE CONTENT!!!  PLEASE DONT APPLY IF YOU ARENT 18 YET!!!

Realistically if you cant see the funny side of drinking, drugs, swearing, partying, midget porn, racism, sexism, ageism, in fact pretty much all 'ism, then BAM probably isn't the online pc gaming clan for you.

Please send an email to bamclan1@bamclan.com or post a reply below with the following information.  We will let you know in due course.

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Are you over 18?
Where are you from?

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Have you ever been banned from a gaming server, if so why?

What do you expect to get out of being a [BAM] Member?

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« Last Edit: October 31, 2013, 06:53:12 pm by Mad »

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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2013, 07:33:58 pm »
TaischNZ


Also I work with sub and like to touch is colon with my tongue kthnxbai














Yes


A vagina





Shut up and take my money.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2013, 09:13:07 pm by Nostargate »

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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2014, 11:18:38 pm »
Went to start a new thtread, but i'm drunk, and couldn't remember the stuff in the jopining thread. I can scroll up and see it from here !

 Beef name hawkwindnz but have played as westcoasttiger, and kieth my middle aged boy plays as westcoasttiger now.  So if ya see the little shit playing, have fun with hiom!


Not putting up personal info up in a pub forum, you get the idea.

Past clans, =NAKI= and -=ISF=- / [BW]. Reason I left NAKI was because everybody disappeared for a long time. I set up forums up etc, we had a great time playing bf2/mods etc, but we sorta disintergrated for a while. I joined -=ISF=- from lots of late night drunken gaming with Astrodoberman, Doc Woo, Baldy, Pitchey, and others. Fucken Great crew!!!

Gaming comp? I'm fucken useless bar being a bullet magnet running across the map to distract the other team.

Never been banned from a server except for idle kick when I go for a ciggy. I am shit at all games, but, will be there to back you up, and pat you on the ass. I'm a team player, but i'm a giver not a taker. And I schrunch not fold.... Mofos

What do I expect?  I'm a fucken piss head. I dribble a lot of shit. Fuck. Can you handle another Nos? He is my evil twin. Yeah, I'm gonna shit in ya gumboot one day!







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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2014, 07:55:37 am »
I can vouch for him... he's almost exactly like Nos... played with him many a time back in my =NAKI= days before joining eVo due to the naki guys disintegrating... I don't need to say it cause you'll already take him in... but he's a cunt LMAO just what we need... he's already in as far as I'm concerned... lucky I don't have much say lmao

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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2014, 11:12:54 am »
I endorse this product, shit in gumboot big boy, but make it squirty for effect.
Not a nubshit so I personally wouldn't r tag this cunt.
There will however be the usual ritualistic goat fisting and drinking of horse cum.

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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2014, 10:14:20 am »
Hold on a sec.
Does he know what B.A.M. stands for??

 :-X

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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2014, 04:13:03 pm »
I wouldn't have asked to join if I didn't  :P

I'm a pisshead/farmer/long haired immature git/jack of all trades/V8 driver/drummer.

I'm definitely a bastard, and am certainly a Munter!

Edit: But am also a single parent raising 3 boys pretty much by myself, 8/12/14 yrs, so, occasionally I can be semi mature :) We live in the man pad from Nam too hahaha!

My jokes are crap  ;)  buuuttt, an elephant was having a drink at a watering hole, and a camel rocked up. The elephant  stared a couple of times, and eventually said- Why do you have a pair of tits on your back? Dumbfounded, the camel replied- Why do you have a giant dick hanging on your face?

Yeah, bad I know.
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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2014, 03:20:11 pm »
Enter at own risk young Jedi.

OK so not so young.

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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2014, 05:09:37 pm »
I'm only 37! And cheers guys  :P

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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2014, 09:49:54 pm »
you had me at hello... I want you so bad right now that I have aches where I never thought it was possible... plus nostar wants you to bring your boys with you to bamlan... some sort of noobie ritual he has planned for you... it involves you and your boys... some lube... and some of those artificial insemination gloves... he can fill you in on the rest... well... I think it's more likely that you and the boys will be filling HIM in... I didn't ask what he has planned so I can't say any more than that... just a heads up lol

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2014, 10:22:06 pm »
Well, i'm just gonna have to pat ya ass ozzv :)

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Re: Click here to join BAM Clan NZ
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2014, 09:58:03 am »
For my hazzing I just took a date rape drug and said go for it.  :-X

The rest is a dark hipnotic blur which allowed me to keep my sanity.  :o

PS I still have half a bottle will sell at cost.

From Mr 4 Square


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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2014, 10:48:22 am »
Zopiclone... a fantastic drug... knocks you clean out... had to stop using it though... made me go crazier than usual...